Considering an airship crash would kill most adventurers, Xeno Alistel and Rhiley Uran consider themselves pretty lucky when they plummet into the desolate heart of the Saruta Grasslands: the two have got all their limbs, they’re not presently on fire, and they might just get a smidgen of alone time amidst the tranquil green hills and rolling plains. But when a band of adorable, coffee-loving goblins enlists them to lead their armies into a prophetic war over coffee beans in return for fixing their airship, the two have a host of new troubles: namely trying to keep the innocent, child-like goblins alive long enough to stop them from murdering each other while the two think of a way to get home. All the while, they must defend the goblin’s most sacred birthright: a grove of immaculate, perfectly tended coffee trees. 

Follow Xeno and Rhiley as they prepare the innocent Grassland Goblin Tribe for war, and enjoy a lighthearted adventure about the dangers of taking life–and yourself–too seriously.

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